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🎁 12 numbered drawers, 12 thongs
✨ Gift-ready box with gold foil and satin bow
📦 Ships in plain, discreet packaging
↩️ 30-day returns on unopened calendars
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What's inside
What's inside
One Thongmas keepsake box with 12 numbered drawers. Each drawer holds one thong wrapped in tissue, every one a different style, all in your selected size.
Choosing a size
Choosing a size
Pick her everyday underwear size (S, M, L or XL). All 12 thongs come in the size you choose. Between sizes? Size up for comfort.
Discreet packaging
Discreet packaging
Your calendar ships inside a plain outer box with no Thongmas branding, so the surprise stays a surprise.
Shipping & returns
Shipping & returns
Orders process in 1–3 business days and typically arrive within 7–12 business days in the US, with tracking on every order. For hygiene reasons, only unopened calendars can be returned, within 30 days of delivery. Shipping details · Return policy
Gift it with confidence
Cheeky gift, serious service.
Discreet Packaging
Plain outer box. The surprise stays a surprise.
Tracked Shipping
Tracking on every order. Details
30-Day Returns
Unopened calendars, within 30 days of delivery. Details
Real Humans
Questions? Message us anytime.
Unwrap a little naughty every day.
Thongmas is the advent calendar she'll actually use: 12 numbered drawers, a brand-new thong behind every one, all in a burgundy-and-gold keepsake box.
12 drawers. 12 surprises.
One new thong behind every door, tucked in tissue.
Tap a drawer to peek. (The real ones are a surprise.)
Questions, answered
What's inside?
12 numbered drawers, each holding one thong wrapped in tissue, every one a different style.
How do I pick a size?
Choose her everyday underwear size. All 12 thongs come in the size you select. Between sizes? Size up.
Is the packaging discreet?
Yes. It ships inside a plain outer box with no branding on the outside.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Orders process in 1–3 business days and typically arrive within 7–12 business days in the US. Order early to be safe.
Can I return it?
For hygiene reasons, only unopened calendars can be returned, within 30 days of delivery. Damaged on arrival? Send us a photo and we'll make it right.
Unwrapped & approved
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★★★★★
Best gift I've given
My girlfriend laughed for a solid minute when she opened the box, then made me wait every single day for the next drawer.
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★★★★★
Obsessed with the box
The box is gorgeous, burgundy and gold, it actually looks expensive. Opening a drawer every morning is my new favorite thing.
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★★★★★
White elephant winner
Brought this to our girls' gift swap and it got stolen three times. Ordering two more for next year.
